Newsflash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Harold Hellickson]

The True In Spirit But Not Quite Accurate News network 

Newsflash from TISBNQA……………………..The Heritage Foundation announced receipt of development funding from the Koch brothers for concept design of a  two-room addition to the Bush Presidential Library.  The Heritage Foundation will be responsible for the conceptual design of two the rooms to further promote a growing segment of unfettered free market capitalism.  Design is expected to closely follow certain expectations already in place in Congress.  It is anticipated that Halliburton will have the actual construction contract. 

The two rooms are: 

--The Non-tit for Non-tat Room, an educational conference room where the corruptor and corruptee rules are carefully explained for each side of the transaction before they are again made to disappear into the ether. 

--The Crony Capitalism Room, where tit is exchanged for tat.